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rangifer’s diary: pt. cxliii: Lūdibri-yum 😋

A warm welcome to eagerly-returning fans of LEGOlock With pudu & Kokeshi! And an even warmer welcome to first-time readers. Kokeshi (Shpongle, Suntory, Taima) & ya gurl (as pudu) have been on a diet of late, with the intent of adjusting to our sedentary lifestyles here at the 73rd floor. So this entry will likewise be diet-sized, and newcomers are 🩷-ily encouraged to read previous episodes as well. Don’t worry — I’ll be waiting right here whilst you do that.

pudu & Kokeshi bacc @ it again

Admittedly, this image could be any number of other nearly identical images from past episodes, if not for my new dress — made from plastic @ the Toy Factory!

We’re quite settled into our home now. If I’d anything other than Trickster drops (mostly thousands of Spiderwebs), I’d do some interior decorating. Not only would it make the place cosier, but I could use a non-Tricstir-rel8’d occupation. Anything, really. We’ve blown past the semantic satiation limit for Chrick’s Ters Twixtows Driggzdurz(?) to the point that we can’t even remember how it’s spelt.

Forgetting how to spell ⟨Trixter⟩

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Kokeshi: Tri∗ter
Trinter

pudu: tr∗ckst∗r

Kokeshi: Tryxtyr

Indeed, we’ve been 🔒loct in🔒 for so long now that non-minifigs are wholly alien to us, presenting themselves as no more than unidentifiable masses of bio-stuff, strange mélanges of organic substance.

Non-minifig spotted

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Kokeshi: a non-minifig

pudu: a foreigner

Kokeshi: fleshoid beings

Nun of this is to imply that being propheshonal Trixxxter cleaner-uppers dozen halve its perx, of coarse.

Brown Skeedy Sandals get~! (pudu: shew)

Not to be confused with shrews, which are made of biomatter. Groase… 🤢

💡 Did you know? If you’re a RevivalStory player, then the above image might not display properly for you. In it, an item known as Brown Skeedy Sandals is depicted. You don’t need to know what that means, so it’s best to just look away. I promise there will be no more Sandals for at least the remainder of this diary entry.

As it turnt out, fleshoid 🐝⁠ings were the leased of our worries in respect of biological aberrations.

BaconTornado

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[serverwide announcement]: [2nd Job] Congratulations to BaconTornado on becoming a Cleric!

Kokeshi: bacon TORNADO

pudu: strikes fear into my hart

Kokeshi: mother nature is fascinating

Don’t worry — we survived. I don’t think a bacon tornado could make it anywhere close to Lyoodibrium anyway.

I would say that professional Trixterliminator is a humble station, but then it would seem less humble probably. Either way, after the shedding of even further bludd, swett, & tiers, Kokeshi & I finally achieved widespread notoriety celebrity.

We’re famous now

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[system message]: ‘Kokeshi’ have raised ‘pudu’’s level of fame.
You have raised ‘Kokeshi’’s level of fame.

Kokeshi: :3

pudu: were famous now

Kokeshi: we deserve the recognition

pudu: fr

Kokeshi: for eliminating thousands of spider’s

pudu: tirelessly proteccing the peephole of ludibrium from arachnids

What can we say? Jus doin’ our job. 🩷